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Since yesterday when I hit the "post" button I have been thinking over what to blog about next. I find it exciting that I have 2 followers so far...even though they are my friends and I think one just wants to keep tabs on me so I don't blog about her. But hey, two followers is two followers. I'm sure at some point there will be those other "followers" out there who just glance it over, read what I blog and then email it to others without me knowing so they can comment amongst themselves. Not that I've EVER done that. Hi, my name is Kim Catty!!

Chris read my blog last night. Not on his own or because he wanted to, more like, "hey I wrote this now read it." As I sat there while he read it, reading it myself, he did chuckle a few times. That made me happy. He either actually thought it was semi-funny or he was humoring me but bonus points for him!!! God knows I chuckle over and over again when I reread it 'cuz I sure do think it's funny.

So last evening was not my most fav!! I will spare you the awful details of water bottle battles, two bruises, a knot, Stewie biting my thigh, Chris puncturing his truck tire and it costing $261 to replace it, me GOING OFF on the guy who's house I parked in front of (when I knocked on his door and told him what I thought of his jackass ways) That was funny though. He never opened the storm door, I think he could see the rage in my eyes and let's be serious...me, rage and bike shorts are not a great combination. Then came my walk. By the time my partner and I , we'll call her Christine, well, because that's her name. So by the time Christine and I walked up into UMBC and got to "the hill" I felt like we had run a 5K (I was gonna say marathon but let's get real...I'd die at mile 3) It was so freakin' hot and humid last night. We've been walking long enough that we talk sometimes about how "the hill" is nice and shaded and how it doesn't seem so bad anymore. Someone needed to remind my stomach of those thoughts because half way up my dinner decided to make a small reappearance and then when we got to the top Christine thought she was gonna pass out ( I won't tell you that she looked like it too) so we tool a puke/pass out break. All that said, we made better time than usual even in the HEAT. Today is only better (a lot) better because we said, "Screw the walk!!" We are going to see Sex in the City instead. This is happening because two years ago Mom and I saw the first one when it first came out so I guess we've started tradition. Not that I mind tradition and I do love my mom to death, we are bffs (sometimes) and co-workers, she's really my boss but I like to forget that part (oh, PS I was on time today) all that said, there is just something about seeing a full naked man (beautiful and well endowed man) with your mom at the movies. I got over it though and she said she was going home that night, stripping down to her bday suit and offering up a buffet...not sushi but she had a can of tuna in the cupboard. Way to go Dad -- ewwww!!!!

Tomorrow I am heading to my hair girls' house for some summer blondeness!!! I asked Christine the other night if she thought I should grow it out, she said NO..yay her because this cut is so seriously easy!! Anyhow that discussion made me revisit why I got the short cut in the first place. It was just under 2 years ago and Black Jenn and I were at Center Court (w/ Stiff Mike they were dating then....so she wasn't so black just stiff) Anyhow, this older guy....had to be drunk...said I reminded him of that Joe Dirt movie person. My first response, "Who, JOE DIRT?" "No, no that girl" he said. Finally we came up with , no, not Jamie Presley..., but Brittany Daniels. So I goggled her while at work. She is HOT. She is seriously hotter than hot and not to mention had an awesome short, blonde cut. So I printed some pix and emailed a few to my girl and that was that! I googled her again the day after Christine and I had that discussion and she is still HOT. What I did realize is, she is exactly what I think I look like. No, not when I look in the mirror or God forbid at pix of me now (delete, delete, delete) but in my head I am HER!!! I'm gonna share a pic with you so you can see the likeness.... Well, I guess you can't surprise someone with a pic, there are only a few layout options, none of which can put the pic after what I wrote. So you already saw her but now you know why! Iknow, you thought it was me at first. I can completely understand!!!